y’all getting really specific like “where are all the indie boys with messy shoulder length brown hair and blue eyes who are between 6’ and 6’4 whose favourite vampire weekend album is contra but knows mvotc is their best album and drinks their coffee black with 3.2 sugars and smokes cheap cigarettes on a balcony at 2:23 am” like….. chill
standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”
Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.
His clothes say “I’ve been dragged to church by my family”. His body language says “I’m going to screw you against a barn wall”.
That’s kind of how he reads anyway sometimes. It’s that or ‘I’m an adorable hipster puppy but a rough fuck in a dingy alley isn’t beyond me at all.”
As one of my best friends says, “he looks like he knows what I look like in my underwear”
roald dahl books are so random like you’ll be reading about a boy who’s stuck in a peach talking to insects then you’ll be reading about one who killed his grandma by making her grow
Also he used to write porn
whatI looked this up because I thought this was a lie but apparently he really did
what do you mean it isn’t a solo? a playlist of duets and ensemble numbers we somehow manage to sing by ourselves, character voices and all
/ i. prologue - into the woods / ii. the confrontation - les miserables / iii. hello - the book of mormon / iv. who’s crazy/my psychopharmacologist and I - next to normal / v. the bitch of living - spring awakening / vi. there! right there! - legally blonde / vii. cell block tango - chicago / viii. king of new york - newsies / ix. i’ve decided to marry you - a gentleman’s guide to love and murder / x. what is this feeling? - wicked / xi. i am the one - next to normal / xii. your fault - into the woods / xiii. anything you can do - annie get your gun / xiv. la vie bohème - rent / xv. one day more - les miserables / bonus track. get back to hogwarts - starkid
my anaconda don’t…
my anaconda don’t…
My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun
I was rewatching I Believe (Tony’s) and decided to turn on the captions for the fun of it.
Who the hell is Mike
No really Andrew who’s Mike
WHO THE HELL IS MIKE AND WHY DO YOU LOVE TO PUSH ON HIM